Abandoned Farm, Vague Midwest- Rustic serial killer Pleather Face is becoming increasingly irritated by public reaction to swine flu. After driving a band of lost teenagers to his farm and locking them in the barn he claims they would not stop screaming about the pigs locked in with them. "I'm ok with screaming," says Pleather Face "But it has to be about me. Who's afraid of pigs?" Pleather Face reports that even his classic speech regarding a pig's ability to digest human bone only sparked a conversation amongst his captives over being eaten as a potential way to transmit illness.